What....have I been missing out on?
This happened to me while I was riding back from lunch with my gf. It is one of the few times in my life I have ever wanted a dick- because it would have made it like 8 times more awkward.
BikeDouche1: I mean… there were like four.
BikeDouche2: Yeah… I mean… I can’t be the only one who gets a boner from riding, right?
Me: [Awkwardly standing at the light with them] No. You aren’t.